I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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