After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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