I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
ok first of all what the fuck
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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