I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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