You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
