TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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