Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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