I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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