Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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