hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Tell her she can't have a vagina
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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