I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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