Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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