I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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