It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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