i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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