They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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