I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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