bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Boobs are out for the taking
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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