I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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