i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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