Its about making memories worth repressing
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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