I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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