Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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