i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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