Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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