god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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