I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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