i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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