You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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