Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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