First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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