Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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