so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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