Where is the hickey?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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