nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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