when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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