If i come over, it means nothing
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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