He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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