ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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