everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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