I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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