I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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