where am i from again
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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