sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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