What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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