I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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