You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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