the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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