we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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