You work out of a Hotel?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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